I am a teen and I held a turtle and it kicked and scratched me. This was a grave injustice, as turtles should have no power to usurp the rights of human beings. I will examine aggression in turtles by going to the forest and picking up 20 turtles. I will see how many scratch me and use statistical software to analyze the results. I will then find the original turtle and use my evidence to prosecute him, forever improving human rights in turtle communities.