About This Project

I am a teen and I held a turtle and it kicked and scratched me. This was a grave injustice, as turtles should have no power to usurp the rights of human beings. I will examine aggression in turtles by going to the forest and picking up 20 turtles. I will see how many scratch me and use statistical software to analyze the results. I will then find the original turtle and use my evidence to prosecute him, forever improving human rights in turtle communities.

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What is the context of this research?

Turtles have extremely violent tendencies. Exorcisms to remove biting demons from turtles have taken place since the 1 A.D. We cannot allow turtles to take over our teen population.

What is the significance of this project?

1,000 teens are viciously attacked by turtles each week.

What are the goals of the project?

Human rights in turtle communities.