Spent 2002-2010 investing in inflatable dolls in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent two years working with Dushman ko Pagal Karne ka Mantra in Gainesville, FL. Spent a year getting to know sheep in Naples, FL. My current pet project is promoting junk food in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2002-2007 lecturing about carp in Deltona, FL. Spent a year building toy monkeys in Washington, DC.