Warren O. Eaton is an educator and researcher with expertise in infant and child development. For many years his parents, wife, four children, and one grandchild have attempted to home school him. Wyoming public schools, Stanford University, and the University of Illinois can be blamed for his formal education. Their educational efforts enabled him to spend most of his adult life as a university professor at the University of Manitoba, where he is now a Senior Scholar. He has published dozens of scientific papers on infant and child development and has made countless presentations at scientific meetings in North America and Europe. More recently he founded Kidtogeny, Inc., which has the goal of producing practical, scientifically grounded products that will help parents raise healthy children. A more detailed résumé is available at http://www.researchgate.net/profile/Warren_Eaton/info.